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Coffee & Pee

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

I love to drink a nice big ass cup of coffee in the morning. I’m not talking about bullshit Folger’s or Maxwell Shithouse.

I’m talking gourmet freshly ground beans brewed to sweet perfection in my French Press.

The thing I’m not a big fan of is the weird stanky coffee smelling pee that inevitably happens about an hour or so after I finish. It’s a sour reminder of my once delicious coffee.  It’s a good thing I like my coffee so much that I can put up with my stanky piss. Oh well, at least I know I’m not the only one with this issue.

Cheers!